sharonosbourne:

tyleroakley:

sharonosbourne:

tyleroakley:

There’s just something special about spreading a college boy’s legs and diving right in.

this is a childrens movie

Children aren’t the only ones who appreciate one-eyed monsters.

you are disgusting

(Source: tyleroakley)

(Reblogged from australianpikachu)

mensrightsactivist:

ill punch a bee i dont give a fuck

(Source: niichainz)

(Reblogged from porkskins)

rneow:

rainingspace:

Shit gets real at roleplay prom

oigoekgokejr

(Source: may--queen)

(Reblogged from porkskins)

(Source: cybercitrus)

(Reblogged from australianpikachu)

krikanalo:

sunshien:

slide to the left

(   ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°          )

slide to the right

(           ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

take it back yall now

(       ͡°     ͜ʖ   ͡°    )

one hop this time

       ͡°     ͜ʖ   ͡°  

(                       )

one hop this time

       ͡°     ͜ʖ   ͡°  

(                       )

cha cha real smooth

(     (    ͜ʖ   ͡°    ͡°   

(Reblogged from porkskins)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

egberts:

BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS

get away from me

(Reblogged from fagish)

sharonosbourne:

i want to be drunk 24/7 without having to drink

(Source: andrewbelami)

(Reblogged from fagish)

ollivandur:

sallybowls:

spookydragonswords:

pizzaforpresident:

the deadliest sport known to man:

image

WHAT ARE THESE THINGS EVEN CALLED

scooters

death on wheels

(Source: coolator)

(Reblogged from fagish)

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(Reblogged from australianpikachu)

fratdouche2point0:

dude: you smoke?
me:image

(Reblogged from cespur)